Sexist,Racist, Wrestlemania.

Wrestlemaina starts tonight. I had a guy come up to me and say “you going to watch wrestlemania? Because your husband will need sandwiches?” I looked him right in the eye, and did a no handed cartwheel. Proving to him I’m as talented as Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks the two stars the Wwe are building up as the best.

But that made me think, Becky Lynch and Sahse Banks are only there because they’re pretty and cool girls. I’ll give credit to Sasha because she’s black looking but the Scottish princess and her hip husband Roman reigns think they should be on talk shows, but no I should be on the talk shows.

The crowd chants “CM Punk” but do you know what that’s code for? “Constant Misogyny.” And no one does anything about it, I can’t wait for him to get pinned tonight 1,2,3… it’ll be as gratifying for when I rooted for my son to lose against a girl. But I digress.

I remember on my old show, I had Mustafa Atta visit me, and he toook pictures with me, and I show them to everyone, as I knew not only would I be the best tag team partner, but also because it proved I’m a friend to Muslims. Mind you not just Arab Muslims, but the militant black panther muslims.

I guess what I’m saying is that if you want to root for a champion, root for Big E, or Xavier Woods, because they know, I read “letters for on a Birmingham prison” every Martin Luther Day. Not Cody Rhodes, because his song sucks. And is about hating women.