Eclipse is white male privilege

I remember in 1983 I used a box contraption to look at the sun during an eclipse in class. A boy came up to me and said “looking at the eclipse? Bet you wish you had testicles.”

And that is where I learned that The eclipse is the white males version on being temporarily blocked by the dark moon stopping it’s sunshine, only to shine bright enough to make people’s eyes burst into flames. Same as misogyny in horse racing, jockeys are always white males, just like the sun.

I remember in court, a judge asked me to kiss him everyday when I got there, I remember rattling off stats about John Gibson. You should have seen his face, it turned from pasty white man to dumbfounded misogynist face. I got him so good.

You see, I don’t need glasses to stare at the Exlipse, bbecayse I’m a strong Female who does not let judges and proud testicles kid tell me what to do. I consider myself a hero. The sun is misogynist and unite by wearing hijabs.